February brings Valentine’s Day, and the titillating farce, “No Sex Please, We’re British”! Embarrassment abounds when a banker’s wife decides to try a work-from-home option, only to be caught up in a case of mistaken deliveries of X-Rated merchandise. Performance dates will take place the first two weekends in February, on the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 9th, and 10th. This production will be co-directed by Matt Thompson and Caleb Silvers. Auditions will be held on Monday, November 13th, and Tuesday, November 14th, at 7:30 PM, in the Lobby of the Legion Theatre (attendance to both audition dates is not required). Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script. Rehearsal days have not yet been decided; however, the directors will provide a rehearsal schedule to the cast as soon as they are able. Characters: ***PLEASE NOTE: As this is an Adult-themed production, it will require an all-adult cast.*** The ages listed are meant to be guidelines; however, actors may be made to look younger or older, depending upon the needs of the character. Peter Hunter (M, Lead, mid 30’s – mid 40’s), Manager of a sub-branch of the National United Bank Frances Hunter (F, Lead, mid 30’s – mid 40’s), Peter’s wife Brian Runnicles (M, Supporting, early 30’s – early 40’s), the Chief Cashier Eleanor Hunter (F, Supporting, 50’s and older), Peter’s mother Leslie Bromhead (M. Supporting, 40’s and older), the District Manager Superintendent Paul (M, Supporting, 40’s and older), Superintendent of the local police force (2) B.R.S. Delivery Persons (M or F, Cameo, 25-30) Mr. Needham (M, Cameo, mid 30’s and older), a Bank Inspector Susan and Barbara (F, Cameos, 25-30), prostitutes This production takes place in an apartment above a sub-branch of the National United Bank in Royal Windsor, England.
